Big Mouth Who Cares
Ask away.
Type 40
Posted on 25th Aug at 10:49 PM, with 230,886 notes


Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

Posted on 25th Aug at 10:44 PM, with 109,447 notes


im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

Posted on 25th Aug at 10:42 PM, with 77,284 notes


"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma

Posted on 25th Aug at 10:41 PM, with 26 notes
"I’m looking for distractions, easy laughs, encoded hope, life-enrichers, something big and hardy and true. I’m looking everywhere and I believe in that. Which is to say I believe in the potential, if not the outcome. But fuck what comes out; I’m willing to push until the fireworks. And you need to push heavy. So push heavy."
Posted on 25th Aug at 10:40 PM, with 129 notes


can’t wait to have a kid so i can find out they have a tumblr then beat their ass

Posted on 25th Aug at 10:40 PM, with 3,565 notes


shout out to all the girls whose measurements do not match up with industry sizing ranges and want to cry every time they go shopping for jeans

Posted on 25th Aug at 10:39 PM, with 243,725 notes




it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here.”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

Or communicate like fucking adults do you both have fun

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